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Men's T-shirt
$74.99
| Color: | Black, White |
| Size: | XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL |
| Composition: | 72% cotton 22% polyester and 6% lycra |
Company Mission
BALENCIMAGA designs and delivers irreverent, individualized, on-trend, luxury couture apparel and accessories to its dedicated, customer base at an unparalled economic price-point and value.
Disclaimer: BALENCIMAGA is intended only for the billions of people on Planet Earth who enjoy sarcasm, dark humor and possess at least a child`s comprehension of comedic intent
Exeuctive Summary
BalenciMaga
Balencimaga is a design-driven, technology-led, luxury consumer products company, providing apex quality apparel and products at accessible prices to a highly-consumptive underserved consumer demographic
Balencimaga’s launch line of haute couture apparel is anchored in luxury tops with myriad and interchangeable edgy, expressive messaging and quips
We provide our customers conversation-starter articles of clothing, unique to their respective personalities and senses of humor
The company’s revenues drive off the time tested razor/razor blade model, with additional “blade purchases” ignited by Balencimaga’s on trend current culture patch offerings – the company’s proprietary approach to tapping the zeitgeist should allow us to manufacture nearly real-time patches matching dynamic cultural trends, satiating customers steady need to stay current
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Men's Line
T- Shirt
Collection
Our T-Shirt collection spans sizes from XS to XXL, because, you know, size matters. Choose between narrow or wide styles in classic black or white because who needs more color options? Crafted from comfortable blend of 72% cotton 22% polyester and 6% lycra, our T-shirts serve as the perfect dress up or leisure down top to dazzle a red carpet or netflix and chill. Oh, and they come patch-free, so you can buy as many patches as you want to express your inner kid’s snark or your now evolved sophisticated sense of satire.
Size guid
Wide Style
Size Width (IN) Lenght (IN)
xs 22,8 27,7
s 23,8 28,1
m 24,8 28,7
l 25,1 29,5
xl 25,7 29,9
xxl 26,7 30,5
Narrow Style
Size Width (IN) Lenght (IN)
xs 21,2 25,5
s 22 26,1
m 22,8 26,7
l 23,4 27,5
xl 24,2 28,1
xxl 25 28,9
Patch
Collection
Size 7,48 х 2,36 in
Double threaded elastane
Composition: 40% cotton
60% polyester
Density - 290 g/m2
STITCHED LONG LASTING PATCHES
When you think of our 7» x 2» patches, remember our snazzy slogan: ‘Interchangeable individualism on the patch’ or, as we like to call it, a 7 inch long conversation starter!
Wearing it might cause verbal ejaculations, snide smirks, finger pointing, or gleeful laughter followed invariably by a barrage of angry or elated Instagram posts and/or selfie requests from curious onlookers or innocent bystanders.
Balencimaga’s Patches are crafted from high-quality gabardine fabric and viscose stitched threading because, you know, we only settle for the best. These patches add a touch of personality to any ‘fit. Mix and match to create a look that’s uniquely and outspokenly yours, because conformity is overrated.»
